Handyman · All over London
Got a problem? Consider it screwed.
Fixing, building, painting and hauling across every postcode in London — one call and your problem goes from screwed to sorted.
What I do (basically everything)
If it's not on the list, ask. The answer's usually "yeah, go on then."
Repairs & Odd Jobs
That wobbly shelf you've ignored since 2019? Done.
Flat-Pack Assembly
I've never had a screw left over. Well, rarely.
Painting & Decorating
Walls, ceilings, the odd fence. Not your cat.
Plumbing & Electrics
Drips fixed, lights on, nobody gets zapped.
House Clearance
Your clutter leaves. Your dignity stays.
Driver
A to B, with stuff. No questions about the stuff.
Event Planning
Parties that go off. Not literally.
Rigging
If it needs hanging, hoisting or holding up — I'm your man.
Turns up
On time. Shocking, we know.
Tidies up
Leaves less mess than he found.
Fair prices
No 'ooh, that'll cost ya' sucking of teeth.
Why Screwed & Sorted?
Because when something breaks, that's exactly how you feel. But feeling screwed is only the first half of the story — the other half is someone turning up, sorting it and leaving you laughing about it. Shelf, tap, flat-pack wardrobe, whole house clearance: one number, no drama.
*Screwed before breakfast. Sorted by lunch.
Let's get you sorted.
Pick your weapon. I'll get back to you sharpish.